So everyone can STOP asking!! You might be gay if...?

1. You regularly use the phrase "window treatment".


2. Your kitchen drawer contains a shrimp de-veiner, a mushroom brush, or a lemon reamer.


3. You're over thirty and thinner than you were in high school.


4. You know all the lyrics to any musical besides Jesus Christ Superstar.


5. Your Christmas decorations include dried roses or baby's breath.


6. You know the difference between a "soundtrack" and an "original cast album".


7. You tape Martha Stewart Living religiously.


8. The only professional sports you watch on TV are gymnastics, diving, and figure skating.


9. You know what a sconce is.


10. You have a pet named "Liza," "Gypsy," or "Talullah".


11. You have more ties than teeth.


12. You know how to spell Barbra's first name.


13. You've never felt the need to use Barbra's last name.


14. You know whether Rogers or Hammerstein wrote the music.


15. You've ever watched the Miss America pageant and said, "Where did she get that dress?!"


16. It took you a while to realize that International Male was a catalog.


17. You've ever canceled a date because it conflicted with the Tony Awards.


18. You know the difference between "seafoam" and "celadon".


19. Your video collection contains All About Eve, The Women, or Mommie Dearest.


20. You've ever been to a professional football game, spent the whole time watching the cheerleaders, and critiqued their performance.


21. You receive a floral arrangement and can name more than three flowers.


22. You've ever used the phrase "floral arrangement".


23. Your Christmas stocking as a child contained bronzer or a moisturizer.


24. You know where to find tulle really cheap.


25. You can tie a bow tie on someone else.

So everyone can STOP asking!! You might be gay if...?
Oh,thank you.I'll copy and paste this the next time I see a question like that...lol....NICE!!!!!
Reply:Considering how many of these apply to me, I must be one of the gayest people on the planet. I hope it still counts for FTMs!
Reply:Dear Fukitol,


You forgot the other half of the list mister.


So I'll start out this list...


You might be a lesbian if...?


1 The only reason your gay neighbor is still driving is you know how to rebuild a starter.


2. You belong to a fast pitch softball teem





NOW who's got #3?


Hugs,


PennyAnn
Reply:i don't know half of what that is or have not done/said most of those, but they are funny
Reply:Robert Robert Robert


You really must get out more
Reply:You must have a lot of time on your hands!
Reply:Im pretty friggen gay...and only 21 30 and 99 apply to me...





3 out of 100?





These examples of gayness suck =/
Reply:Thank you as some of this brings back memories of yesteryears.





I always buy the clip-on bow ties.








Another star.
Reply:Thats the best question I've seen on here so far!.


I laughed my *** off!


Very cool fukitol,I think your my new fav person here!


Thanks for making my day hun! :)
Reply:A+
Reply:thank you for the smile,I needed it bad.I really did understand the thought behind the question.





happy trails
Reply:wow......
Reply:wow u mustve spent alot of time writing this!
Reply:I read the first five an none of them applied to me. What's the deal? Am I not gay enough to be gay? o.O
Reply:Dude, you fooking rock!





That was hysterical.
Reply:Don't stop. Best thing I've read today. Thanks.





Still laughing and going back to read it again.
Reply:4, I know the words to many musicals, phantom of the opera being my fave.


14, love rogers %26amp; hammersteins musicals


21, I often get asked to say which flowe ris which in a bouquet or floral arrangement, I just point them out





Bi btw
Reply:omigod! i am gay!
Reply:o my! haha what a list! Guess i'm gay then!! =P